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This is a place where amazing women can come to give and receive REAL relationship advice. Attention Bar-Sluts and Gold-Diggers: This is not the place for you. I'm sure there's an open stool next to my ex-boyfriend with your name all over it. Now off you go. I'm talking to real women who have jobs and souls. This, ladies, is where we will share stories about the men we date, listen to early warning signs, red flags if you will, and figure out together whether this guy gets the booty or the boot.
label for me or for an ex?
ReplyDeleteanywhoo, "brittney spears poster on ceiling right above his bed". should have seen that flag...
i have been labeled in my past as "succubus". but that was long ago :)
Some of the labels I have used, unfortunatley, to describe the guys I've dated in the past.....
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boy toy
jail bird
bad kisser
pot smoker
and last but not least.....moocher, as in one who mooches off people all the time.
I dated a greasy wop once because he shared the same last name as my grandmother Lucia Lombardo...he was from back east, used Vo5, talked about the glory days working for "The Family" and how he was on "Vacation" I was nostalgic and he shared a dry sense of humor, cynical and sarcastic, just like my daddy. So I gave the ol guy a whirl...yes, he was 12 yr my senior. when he offered to open my beer with his teeth, well, I wasn't too impressed, hell I did that myself in High School...He took it one step further and took his teeth out to open my beer bottle...I Died and told Dear ol Dominic to hit the road.
ReplyDeleteJail Bird. LOVE IT! Vo5, really? That may be worse than the tooth incident! Thanks for posting, yall!
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